This is a/an {An Adjective} explanation of what relatives are. If you don't know, then you are probably {An Adjective}.
Parents consist of one mother and one {A Noun}. Mothers are always saying "Go comb your {Another Noun}," or "Stop picking your {Yet Another Noun}!"
Brothers and sisters are called {A Plural Noun} and they are often a pain in the {A Part of the Body}.
Grandfathers and grandmothers are your parents' {A Plural Noun}. They will buy you {A Food} when your mother says you can't have any.
An aunt is someone who is married to your {A Noun}. Relatives only get together on Thanksgiving or {A Holiday} to eat a big {An Animal}. Do we really need relatives? I doubt it.